Weihnachtszeit
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<BR>When the snow falls wunderbar
<BR>and the children happy are,
<BR>when the Glatteis on the street
<BR>and we all a Gluehwein need,
<BR>then you know, es ist soweit:
<BR>She is here, the Weihnachtszeit.
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<BR>Every Parkhaus ist besetzt,
<BR>weil die people fahren jetzt,
<BR>all to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,
<BR>kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt,
<BR>shopping hirnverbrannte things
<BR>and the Christmasglocke rings.
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<BR>Mother in the kitchen bakes
<BR>Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks,
<BR>Daddy in the Nebenraum
<BR>schmuecks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum.
<BR>He is hanging auf the balls,
<BR>then he from the Leiter falls...
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<BR>Finally the Kinderlein,
<BR>to the Zimmer kommen rein
<BR>and es sings the family
<BR>schauerlich: "Oh, Chistmastree!"
<BR>And the jeder in the house
<BR>is packing die Geschenke aus.
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<BR>Mama finds unter the Tanne
<BR>eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne,
<BR>Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,
<BR>everybody does frohlocken.
<BR>President speaks in TV,
<BR>all around is Harmonie,
<BR>Bis mother in the kitchen runs,
<BR>im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans.
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<BR>And so comes die Feuerwehr
<BR>with Tatue, tata daher
<BR>and they bring a long, long Schlauch,
<BR>and a long, long Leiter auch
<BR>and they schrei - "Wasser marsch!",
<BR>Christmas is - now im - ... Eimer.
Weihnachtszeit
Moderatoren: solo, Kilroy, Stefan Philipp (M)